me: i'll do it at 7PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC